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Joke of the Day
"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"
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"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."
"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."
"Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall."
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
"[1st day in Senate] Me: I'm against genetic engineering Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs Me: How much funding do you need"
"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."
"What do you have when lounge chairs multiply? - Baby Sitters. Two chaise... - that's Sofa King Funny!!"
"My new favorite drink at the bar. It's called the Paul Walker. It's an irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball."