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Joke of the Day

"My new favorite drink at the bar. It's called the Paul Walker. It's an irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball."

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"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."
"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side cut off? Don't worry, he's allright now."
"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"
"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""
"How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor? Comment after reading the article."
"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."
"Who built the round table? Sir Cumference"
"What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns? A groan man."
"""She lived a long, long life. And saw basically nothing."" - eulogy for a cat"