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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."
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"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."
"I met a pirate the other day that had a steering wheel in his pants. I asked him what that was. He said: ""rrrr ...i don't what it izz but it's driving mezzz nuts"""
"If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?"
"My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car."
"i'm every guy who says he's taking a twitter break for mental health reasons and then returns 6 hours later"
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day... Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
"By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with."
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene."
"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"