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Joke of the Day

"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."

"Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. This could be perfect."

"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."

"Why does Yoda like sheep? Because dey go baa..."

"I was eating out this girl the other day and there was Horse semen in there and I was like ""Damn,Grandma that is how you died"""

"Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals ma'am."

"Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US."

"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"