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Joke of the Day
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
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"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."
"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."
"A drunk man walks into a bakery... He approaches the baker and says ""I fucked your mother!"" On which the baker replies ""Go home dad"""
"I like my women like I like my cheese. Cold and blue."
"While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !"
"Some people need therapy. ... The rest of us just know how to conceal evidence"
"Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets."
"I had a dream that a priest took a dump on my front lawn holy shit"
"i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it"