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Joke of the Day
"I hate dolphins... ...for all intents and porpoises."
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"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."
"What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes? Cuntstubble"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."
"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."
"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."
"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."
"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""
"I love paying full retail for a game and not have all the content available. Said no one ever"