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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."

"Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder."

"My sister borrowed my favorite shirt without asking again, so I changed her Facebook profile picture to a positive Clearblue pregnancy test."

"I would rather have Bill Cosby as President than Donald Trump.. because if America is gonna get fucked for 4 years I wanna be asleep when it happens."

"Drunk girls really seem to enjoy dancing on top of things."

"Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed... ...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them."

"What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room? You get a solid-state frizzicist."

"What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?? Allah-penos"

"What vegetable parties the hardest? A Turnip."

"I can't wait for the season finale of... ...America."