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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."
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"Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma."
".oneliner ihave a friend who does porn; she says it.s not as hard as it looks..."
"What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it."
"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"Santa has blue balls 364 days out of the year.. He only comes once a year"
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
"I can finally set my tivo to record ""the biggest loser""... ...kept trying to record the jets game"
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir."