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Joke of the Day
"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."
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"why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two-tired."
"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"
"Why didn't the art thief get away? Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh."
"Cutest thing I saw today was the dad angrily slamming the sliding door of his minivan but it slowed down by itself and latched silently"
"When I was 8 years old.. My dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie. I miss Snowballs, she was such a good cat."
"Hi, what's your name? My name is Yura Phag"
"If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just really hope they segregate us by genre."
"A priest owned a haberdashery..... ...he was a man of the cloth."
"Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode? Because it's bipolar."