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Joke of the Day
"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."
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"The only thing that Trump and I can agree on... ...is that I would also date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter."
"So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due."
"Why did President Kennedy never get drunk? He wasn't very good at taking shots."
"what was Hitler's favourite drink? mountain dew"
"What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth? A rake."
"Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems."
"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."
"[1st date] Would it be odd if someone brought their cat on a date? Her: Very, what's in the box? Nothing, waiter cancel that can of tuna"
"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"