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Joke of the Day

"I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo."

"When does an astronaut eat his favourite meal? At launch time."

"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."

"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."

"What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle."

"Santa goes to Ethiopia. Starving kid says in his winding breath: *Santa presents...!* Santa says: **Santa doesn't gift children who doesn't eat properly!**"

"DIET TIP: Always eat smart. Refuse any food that hasn't scored highly on the SATs and been admitted to an Ivy League school."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."

"I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump. I know this because a message popped up that said ""PLEASE SEE KASHIR."""

"How come the Welsh can't keep track of how many they've had sex with with? Well, they start counting, but they fall asleep before they're finished."