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Joke of the Day

"Santa goes to Ethiopia. Starving kid says in his winding breath: *Santa presents...!* Santa says: **Santa doesn't gift children who doesn't eat properly!**"

"THIS GIRL IS WEARING PINK CAMOUFLAGE WHERE ARE THERE PINK FORESTS"

"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"

"Those signs that say ""Slow children playing"" When they grow up become ""Slow men working"""

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."

"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."

"I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver."