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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle."
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"You play the victim so well, I'm surprise you don't carry around your own piece of chalk."
"What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman's Parents."
"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"
"What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong"
"Nuts on a wall What do you call nuts on a wall? Wall nuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth"
"What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair."
"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."
"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."
"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."