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Joke of the Day
"Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? Do they think they're gonna magically start walking?"
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"Everybody has their own circle of friends. Yet the police still want to refer to mine as a ring'."
"Knock knock Whos there? G.I JOE!!!"
"An old favorite I just remembered What the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."
"What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet? A Scotland Yard."
"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""
"Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it."
"Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year? They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom."