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Joke of the Day
"When does an astronaut eat his favourite meal? At launch time."
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"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch"
"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"
"[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far"""
"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"
"One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's."
"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here."
"Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show. Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform."
"Why didn't the rat go to college? It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't go to college."
"What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke? I literally cant even write now"