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Joke of the Day

"Tissues are for tearful issues and for when people think it's funny but it's snot."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."

"The current state of the Canadian economy. This is /r/jokes right?"

"I saw something yesterday that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it."

"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again."

"What happened when a whore house caught on fire? Some came out running, others ran out coming."

"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."

"I feel like I second guess myself too much. But then again I'm not really sure."