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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
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"Two Jews working in a shop. One of them asks: -Abraham, how much is 13 times 8? -Are we buying or selling?"
"[ouija board] me: are there any spirits with us? Speak now ouija board: H E L L O F R O M T H E O T H E R S I D E me: ....please stop"
"Cute guy: Can I pet your dog? Me: (several blocks later) I have soft hair too. :("
"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won't find them."
"What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"
"I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers."
"Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate."
"I heard the new iPhone is selling well. In fact, it's a real 6s."