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Joke of the Day

"I feel like I second guess myself too much. But then again I'm not really sure."

"The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton**"

"If Gillette made toilet paper, we'd be up to 4 or 5 plys by now."

"One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime to the second a dime and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three."

"Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough."

"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"

"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."

"I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance."

"Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears"

"You guys wanna hear a joke? My life."