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Joke of the Day
"I feel like I second guess myself too much. But then again I'm not really sure."
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"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"
"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"
"Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed!"
"So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating... ...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia."
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? Gil."
"What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope."
"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"
"Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless.... Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING"