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Joke of the Day

"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"LPT: Easy way to soak up that extra alcohol in your stomach! Throw up on a sponge."

"There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car"

"How many retards does it take to change a light bulb? Well, line up so that I can find out.."

"What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist"

"""Ok, so you love kids and a clean house? Really, you don't drink but you like to drive?"" Me, interviewing the perfect sister wife"

"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."

"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"

"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."