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Joke of the Day

"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."

"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."

"The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one."

"Cahoots Husband comes home at night, goes to bed to his wife, embraces her - going to make love with her... Wife drowsily: *What are you all today - in cahoots or something?*"

"What did Pongo say to Goofy at the Annual Disney Dog Conference? I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."

"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."

"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."

"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."

"Blood types They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O."

"REALITY SHOW IDEA: Put 10 tweeters in a house with only 1 phone charger and plenty of booze. BOOM."