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Joke of the Day

"3:Mommy why do I have to wear a coat, it's not that cold out!? Me:So other Moms don't judge me and talk shit, Buddy."

"Whats the difference between a genie and a genius? A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants. Source: http://explosm.net/comics/3155/"

"How do you tune a fish? With its scales!"

"high school was the free trial version of college. ""if you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000"""

"What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!"

"In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads ""The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself."""

"Don't let Trump find out about Motes. ""Sea-walls?!"""

"Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building."

"I was just gone for a moment When the jews came into the Palastinian territory to found Israel they were like: ""Thanks for keeping my place warm"""

"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."