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Joke of the Day

"In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads ""The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself."""

"Where did Stephen Hawking find his wife The vegetable isle"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent!"

"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"One wind turbine says to another ""what music do you like?"" ""well I'm a big metal fan"""

"Normally I can't dance to save my life, but as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson"

"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""

"We see you, people with transitions glasses that haven't fully adjusted to the correct lighting. We see you."

"The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."