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Joke of the Day

"How do you tune a fish? With its scales!"

"I slept with a girl the other day, she called me daddy. I guess I have a Freudian prick"

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."

"How do you find a black person? Guilty."

"Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change. jeb!"

"Did you hear what the Feds found at Jared Fogle's home? A five year old footlong."

"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"

"Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader."

"Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed."

"Friday!!! I'm so glad you are back. I'm sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."