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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."
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"Pavlov's doorbell One tuesday afternoon Ivan Pavlov is reading the paper, when his neighbour rings the doorbell. Ivan jumps up out of his chair, suddenly remembering: ""Shit, I need to feed the dogs!"""
"40% of divorces stem from $ issues. 40% are caused by infidelity. The remaining 20% have been linked to IKEA purchases requiring assembly."
"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."
"Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas."
"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."
"I'm planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn't my first choice but my doctor told me I can't have any biologically."
"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"
"Shitting myself about this Ebola situation... Which is worrying, because that's one of the symptoms."
"Does this optic nerve make me look?"