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Joke of the Day
"Don't let Trump find out about Motes. ""Sea-walls?!"""
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"What's a pornstars favorite drink? 7 up in cider"
"I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking but it said the username is invalid."
"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."
"My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab."
"<- sleeps well with others"
"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"
"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"
"There's a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You'd better f*cking be there."
"Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem... They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'."