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Joke of the Day

"Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building."

"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."

"Why should you not trust atoms? They make up everything."

"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."

"The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low. A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis."

"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"

"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"

"Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get the Nobel prize. The No bell prize"

"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."

"People on Tumblr have PTSD Potty Trained and Socially Disordered"