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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!"

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"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."
"Blonde with a twist Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist? A: Marie Curie"
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