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Joke of the Day

"A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, ""How many is a brazilian?"""

"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"

"As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college."

"Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol"

"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"

"What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life? Smallpox"

"IF you feel cold if you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. they are usually around 90 degrees."

"Superman: Look, Lois! Up in the sky! It's a bird! *squints* It's a plane... *puts on glasses* Oh, it's a plane. Lois: CLARK?!?"

"dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance"

"MOPEDS AND FAT LADIES What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."