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Joke of the Day

"A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, ""How many is a brazilian?"""

"Fat people just want to get into your pantries."

"What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !"

"I got a $100 bill tattood on my penis, if the wife wants to blow $100 she doesn't even need to leave the house."

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ring tone."

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."

"""And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER? Come on"" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046"

"The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger."

"What brings a Jewish family closer together? The bristles"

"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."