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Joke of the Day

"dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance"

"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""

"If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there."

"what never gets old? a miscarriage."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose a and hose b"

"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"

"Umbrage is like regular brage, but um..."

"Never marry a cross-eyed woman They're always seeing someone on the side."

"What type of drink do gay nazis hate? Juice"

"What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance"