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Joke of the Day

"As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college."

"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken."

"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"

"What's brown and sticky? a stick"

"Porsche did 911"

"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."

"TIP: Always carry a motorcycle helmet with u. Then u never have to do your hair & u can blame it on safety & the law & stuff. #lifehacks"

"How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny"