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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges? Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges."

"What data service is red and wireless? Flash-Drives"

"Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention? It's called See Dick Run."

"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."

"[robbing Whole Foods] ""All the cash in a bag NOW!"" 100% organic reusable bag ok? ""Yes!"" [puts half the cash] I had to charge for the bag"

"I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk."

"Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman... Who gave Jesus the gift of the beard. Which he rocked until the day he died. And three days after."

"I usually hate having long hair But I think it's growing on me."

"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"

"You know how I know it's lunch time? Reddit is slow as fuck"