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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman... Who gave Jesus the gift of the beard. Which he rocked until the day he died. And three days after."

"Whenever my neighbor looks like they want to speak to me. I collapse to the ground motionless as if I were one of Andy's toys."

"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."

"""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever."

"Ahmed Mohamed must have made a bomb ass clock"

"Why is a marriage like a hurricane? They both start off sucking and blowing, but you end up losing your house."

"Rock Joke... A rock asked a girl to be his girlfriend. The girl said ""Wow, I'm flattened!"" (Geddit? XD)"

"I'm going to fire one of the guys that works at my mayonnaise factory. He keeps asking for a mayoRaise."

"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."

"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."