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Joke of the Day
"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"
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"Whats the difference between a rooster and a gay surfer? A rooster says, ""Cock-a-doodle-doo."". A surfer says, ""Dude, a Cock will do.""."
"""Man this milk is SO strong. It's got like, 30% lactose or some shit. Whatever that means."" -baby parties"
"Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?"
"What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? We will get around to it sooner or later."
"What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!"
"Damn Girl Do You Work At Subway? Cause you're making me a foot long."
"My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance."
"Spending this evening saving Princess Zelda, because Princess Zelda has never 'accidentally' hooked up with her Sociology T.A. while abroad."
"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."