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Joke of the Day

"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"

"The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym."

"I bet the first thing that happens after you die is you get charged some sort of fee."

"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"

"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."

"What's the difference between a baby and a pie? I didn't cum in the pie before I ate it."

"Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead."

"What is the best way to watch the ""Saw"" films? In bits and pieces."

"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."

"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"