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Joke of the Day
"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"
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"I'm going to change my name to Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say ""You are now friends with benefits."""
"I treat my body like a temple.. That's been destroyed by ISIS"
"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."
"Anti... ...Cipation!"
"Little known fact: Impotent men watch soft porn."
"Side chicks are getting leftover Halloween candy for Valentine's Day ""Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?"" ""Cuz you my BOO"""
"[Spider sits at computer and Googles probability of being eaten by human in his lifetime] Holy shit Sharon, COME SEE THIS"
"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."
"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"