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Joke of the Day
"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"
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"I went to the doctor for a chest cold, she looked at me and asked if I'd ever taken steroids. I said, ""No. but I appreciate the compliment."""
"""Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"" Body: ""I shall make this into nose hair"""
"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"
"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"
"Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms."
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."
"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."
"Cemetery Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery? A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole."
"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"