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Joke of the Day
"What data service is red and wireless? Flash-Drives"
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"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."
"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."
"How do we know pineapple makes semen taste better? Word of Mouth"
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them."
"How can you tell how hard a nigga is? By the number of niggabytes in his hard drive."
"Had sex with my nephew's English teacher. Texted her the next day ""Last nite was grate. Your so awsome!"" so I don't have to see her again."
"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"
"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"
"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""