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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention? It's called See Dick Run."

"Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain."

"If two vegetarians are arguing Is it considered a beef?"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."

"Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself."

"I know a thousand ways to kill a man, and pretty much all of them are with an XBOX controller."

"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious."

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."

"This o is out of cntext."

"The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P"