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Joke of the Day

"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."

"A Pagan sees a particularly shocking event ... ""Deer *god*!"""

"why couldn't mrs. claus get pregnant? santa only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney..."

"Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail? He got caught giving alcohol to minors."

"My grandma is going to vote for Hillary... She's been dead since 82."

"Context is Everything The irony."

"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."

"A Weed Whacker is not as sexy as it sounds"

"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."

"I have a fear of speed bumps... But im slowly gettin over it."