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Joke of the Day
"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"
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"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."
"Pet peeve. Toilets that flush 4 me the moment I stand. I'd like to see the work I've done before it's violently ripped from my view. #life"
"A guy walks into a bar and orders ten shots... Poor guy, he was filled with bullets in the end of the day."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."
"What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee? 100% abracadabra"
"Why do asian parents give their children short names? More time on tests."
"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."
"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" wasn't the answer I was expecting."
"I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves"