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Joke of the Day
"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."
Next Joke
"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? (Wait for it...)"
"When I die I want to go quietly, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and freaked out, like his passengers were."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"I kept telling a pun to the passersby during a marathon It was a running joke."
"I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him."
"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line."
"I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"