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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."
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"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."
"Despite its deceivingly yummy smell, this bar of oatmeal almond soap tastes just like soap."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."
"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."
"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"
"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."
"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"
"What do my toaster and I have in common? We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time."
"Today I made an immigration officer laugh He was borderline hysterical."