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Joke of the Day

"If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore."

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"What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said ""Darling you've got lovely teeth."""
"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"
"Apple and Puma have developed smart track pants, they're called iPumaPants."
"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again"
"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""
"How do you recognize a rich ethiopian? He only wears Rolex around his waist."
"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."