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Joke of the Day

"If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore."

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"A dog limps into a bar and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."
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"Abraham Lincoln is in a cent until proven guilty."
"When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law."
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