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Joke of the Day

"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""

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"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
"I learned about being sad from my dad. He's kind of a lamentor to me."
"I just passed a beer truck on the highway. ""Wait a minute. I'm named after beer?!!?"" -My 6 yr old son, Miller"
"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"
"So Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle is being investigated for child pornography I guess he really did want to ""eat fresh"""
"Every now and then I see something that brings a little tear to my eye. Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WEATHER REPORTERS RISKING LIFE & LIMB SO WE CAN ALL KNOW WHAT A 130MPH HURRICANE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DARK!"
"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."