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Joke of the Day

"I went to a zoo... I went to a zoo over the weekend. There was only a dog there. It was a shitzu."

"What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping."

"I've got a job defusing landmines. It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet."

"What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before? Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben."

"I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope."

"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"

"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says.. You man the guns, I'll drive'"

"Wow, bro you're genius. Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away"

"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records."

"I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts."