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Joke of the Day
"Two condoms walk into a gay bar.. One turns to the other and says; ""Let's get shitfaced!"""
Next Joke
"Recall how as children we were told not to make ugly faces because we'd ""stick that way?"" Careful. It works for dumbing ourselves down, too."
"Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was DEAD"
"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"
"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."
"Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'."
"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" Dude, you told my mom you're no weather man, but she can expect a couple inches tonight."
"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."