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Joke of the Day
"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""
Next Joke
"You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number"
"Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back."
"Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :("
"Had sex for the first time yesterday. It was a load off my chest. And a load onto hers."
"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""
"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"
"What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!"
"Mickey Mouse wants a divorce. ""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""
"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""