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Joke of the Day

"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""

"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out."

"Speaking of jokes that aren't funny cut it out with the abortion ones"

"Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans"

"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."

"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."

"Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy."

"Change is inevitable... Unless you go to a vending machine."

"The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear."

"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."