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Joke of the Day

"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""

"COP: Your home was robbed ME: Dang I had a self-designed alarm system C: Didn't work M: Back to the drawing board C: They stole that M: Dang"

"Free will is good, but free pizza is better."

"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."

"Donald Trump, candidate for President, reaffirmed for America that we shouldn't worry about the size of his genitals. Now that's classy... With a capital KKK."

"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"

"*knuckle tats* ( S | H | H | H) ( H | H | H | H ) (I'm a librarian)"

"THERAPIST: how do you feel ME: with my hands THERAPIST: no, like on the inside ME: ohhh...idk probably kinda squishy and weird"

"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"

"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"