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Joke of the Day

"I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work."

"You can't trust a mule with an important task. They'll just half-ass it."

"I tried committing suicide today Not going to do that again almost killed myself"

"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"

"A black man walks into the university"

"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."

"Have you heard about the recent abnormal growth in cancer clinics? There are tumor down the street."

"I told everyone I was going to be a comedian And they all laughed at me. Now I'm a comedian, and they're not laughing anymore."

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A peeping Tom snatches watch's"

"Judging by the commercials, only old white guys with sailboats can suffer from erectile dysfunction."