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Joke of the Day
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
Next Joke
"Just took a short nap, although I wouldn't exactly call it a cat nap since I didn't lay on anyone's clothes or laptop like a total asshole."
"Squirrel sex What did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? Best nut of my life"
"What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? No home-o."
"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."
"No internet for 11 hours. I've written two novels, lost 15 pounds, and forgotten how to pronnounce ""gif."""
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."
"Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?"
"My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing."