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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's be pen pals!"
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"Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying."
"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"
"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"
"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."
"I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend that I do; I just stand in my room screaming ""That's not what I said!"""
"John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre."
"Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex."
"It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? A Banananananana Banananananana!"