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Joke of the Day
"It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? A Banananananana Banananananana!"
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"Say what you want about cargo pants but no woman has ever turned down a guy who can carry 7 puppies at once"
"""Hi, I'm Garfield, a cat who hates Mondays. But I'm here to tell you that there's nothing lasagna' about global warming."""
"So my 10yr old & her friends were talkin about 'seizures' in class & this random kid yells out 'I LOVE their breadsticks!' Can I adopt him?"
"There's no greater waste of time in life than wishing a one-year-old a happy birthday."
"I'm pretty excited about my new band When I asked the record exec whether he thought our song would be popular, he told me it would be off the charts!"
"Help! My husband's too controlling! Edit: No he's not, he's a really nice guy"
"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""
"what is the most terrifying sound to a redditor?? pao pao pao..."
"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"