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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"
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"I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter..."
"How did the astrologer cross the road? In his Taurus!"
"[OC] What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together? Pulp friction."
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said, ""yeah it's pretty straightforward."""
"The best advice my parents ever gave me was not to push too hard because that's how Elvis died."
"I've been getting way too deep into the Prague Surrealist movement lately. I think I need a Reality Czech."
"I was really missing school But I collected myself, took a few deep breaths, focused, reloaded my gun, and started nailing the little bastards."
"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"
"What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving."