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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"
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"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"
"Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!"
"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."
"Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus not have any children? ...because Santa comes but once a year"
"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."
"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."
"I'm at my absolute fakest when I'm wishing people happy birthday on Facebook."
"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"