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Joke of the Day
"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
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"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"
"What is a rift valley? Valleys that have fallen out after an argument."
"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."
"Sean Spicer getting very upset with the media for not reporting that Trump put up a 28/13/11 triple double against the Rockets yesterday."
"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"
"What does a fish say when it hits a wall? Dam"
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine But catscan"
"Obama: Please don't talk to me until I've had my morning cup of Joe. Joe: no please no more. Obama: shut up Joe. *takes a sip of Joe*"
"Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy... Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang."