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Joke of the Day

"Obama: Please don't talk to me until I've had my morning cup of Joe. Joe: no please no more. Obama: shut up Joe. *takes a sip of Joe*"

"What's better Jesus or a picture of Jesus A picture because it only takes one nail to hang a picture."

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? A 100$ bill"

"I thought yesterday was going to be pretty boring... But it sure started off with a bang."

"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""

"Best time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty"

"Two blondes standing either side of a river, the first blonde shouts to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" the other replies ""You're on the other side, stupid!"""

"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."

"how do you keep an asshole in suspense?"

"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."