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Joke of the Day

"Obama: Please don't talk to me until I've had my morning cup of Joe. Joe: no please no more. Obama: shut up Joe. *takes a sip of Joe*"

"I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks. Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit."

"Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"What do 9 out of 10 people love? Gang rape"

"If a male asks another male for assistance helping him put on a particular piece of clothing, what is it? A brotie. ......(I know this joke was bad)"

"My abusive father always tells jokes His favorite part is the Punch Line."

"I'm a take me or leave me kind of girl. Wait, where ya going?"

"Dear people who manually retweet, I hope the next time you're about to get laid someone steps in and does it for you"

"What do you call a Mexican that jerks off a lot. FAPPI-CHINO"

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."