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Joke of the Day

"Sean Spicer getting very upset with the media for not reporting that Trump put up a 28/13/11 triple double against the Rockets yesterday."

"Why did the computer overheat? Because windows wasn't open."

"What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart? The rest of her is cold too."

"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub Aw crap"

"Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!"

"Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia."

"Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream WAIT DON'T HANG UP right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back"

"I got a free wallet and watch today. It's like this gun is magic."

"My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet And I said K."